He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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