I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Randomize
