Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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