He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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