you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
