I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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