I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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