i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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