Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
we're so committed to being not committed
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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