Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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