BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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