That's intense
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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