We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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