A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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