Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize