Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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