The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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