Someone shit on the floor
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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