ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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