There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
