That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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