He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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