no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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