my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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