i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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