grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
my being single is dangerous.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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