If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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