butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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