Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
