just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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