We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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