I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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