how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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