Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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