wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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