dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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