you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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