oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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