Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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