You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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