she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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