so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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