Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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