it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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