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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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