omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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