Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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