I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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