cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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