I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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