I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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