That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i believe in u and ur pee
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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