Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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