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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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